Paris hilton Wants You in Her Pants

Paris_hillton_jeans_2 Self-described "business woman" Paris Hilton is about to launch a new venture: her own jean line. That's right, soon we'll all be able to get into Paris' pants - for a price. The heiress reportedly met with Macy's yesterday to discuss the project, and apparently they were thrilled with the collection. The best part is - items from her line have already debuted. Remember those dark skinny jeans Paris wore as she paraded out of the clink? Yup, you guessed it - directly from The Paris Hilton House of Hot Denim (not really the line's name). See, she hasn't changed a bit - never a wasted opportunity with this one. If you need hair extensions, you should probably also check out Hilton's new line of fake locks. All you need is a bad case of claustrophobia and a bag of pot and you'll look just like Paris!


Spider-Man, his Aunt May and wife Mary Jane. Art by Mike Deodato.
Spider-Man, his Aunt May and wife Mary Jane. Art by Mike Deodato.

Spider-Man was conceived as an ordinary person given great power, and the comics detail his civilian life, friends, family and romances as much as his super-heroic adventures.

Some of the more important and well-known members of his extensive supporting cast include:

  • Aunt May – Peter Parker's loving aunt, who raises him after his parents die. After the murder of her husband, Peter's Uncle Ben, May is virtually his only family, and they are very close.
  • Gwen Stacy – Peter's college girlfriend, who is tragically murdered by the Green Goblin.
  • Betty Brant - Secretary at the Daily Bugle who was once in love with Peter
  • J. Jonah Jameson – the irascible publisher of the Daily Bugle newspaper. While he employs Peter Parker as a photographer, he is also Spider-Man's greatest critic and largely responsible for the public's distrust of the hero.
  • Joseph "Robbie" Robertson – Editor-in-chief at the Daily Bugle, a moderating influence on Jameson, and a father figure to Peter after Uncle Ben's Death.
  • Mary Jane Watson – originally merely Gwen Stacy's competition, MJ eventually became Peter's best friend and wife.
  • Flash Thompson – Peter Parker's high school tormentor, later one of his closest friends. Due to brain damage, he suffers amnesia and regresses to his bullying personality.
  • Harry Osborn – Peter's best friend in college, who eventually follows his father's footsteps and becomes the second Green Goblin, which destroys him.
  • Black Cat, Felicia Hardy – a reformed cat burglar who was Spider-Man's lover and partner at one